Response to Yahoo / Tumblr Acquisition - It’s over. No more huge porn gifs. No more interesting genres and subgenres of blogs. No more gothic seapunk tattoo girls with phat asses. No more pictures of guns. No more pictures of weed, blunts, and drugs. No more freedom. Tumblr was like the wild west and the last bastion of fuckery online and now it’s going to be watered down for out of touch adults who just learned how to use facebook at 45 and think that Saturday Night Live is still “edgy”.
That site is a godsend to so many people like myself, so many people who’s lives would literally be miserable without it. Kids going through depression, that can’t fit in, that find solace in that confusing yet beautiful clusterfuck of a website. People go on tumblr to like and reblog things that would get them laughed at in the real world. By yahoo acquiring this site, they’ll just kill it.
Fuck yeah I’m mad. Fuck you yahoo. Fuck you lame ass motherfuckers. Fuck you and your lame ass search engine that I’ve never used since 2001. Google is better anyways.
Tumblr was the last bright light in the increasingly shitty world of social media anyways.